Today is mother's bday, and so is Freddie Mercury's. I have been very good, you know apart from the usual self hatred...but apart from that, I have not eaten any crap so far.
I am tempted to. I sat down with a small plate of curry from last night, and I was very hungry because I had been starving all day long, but I thought I would ruin a good day's work if I ate it all, so I made myself think of something disgusting. And I thought of that Channel 4 programme "Virgin School". It is about this guy who looks like someone I know, and he loses his virginity some old women in...Amsterdam, of all places. And it is not like I have anything against pensioner sex... I just would rather not.... oh god, I have proper gone off my curry now.
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